depressing childrens song

love is like a magic penny.

it doesn’t exist.

oh, and i just wrote a new song to explain jealousy: jealousy is like a magic dagger with a +2d4 damage bonus.

in fact - everything is like a magic something if you say so.

what a dumb song.

2 Responses to “depressing childrens song”

  1. carl Says:

    that’s not funny.

  2. eric Says:

    funny is like a magic ping-pong ball.

    it bounces really really high.

    really high.