mangled phrases

I have a friend who once said “Two pies make a pumpkin pie.” She says she was trying to say “Two pumpkins make a pie,” but who knows if thats a real saying either?

“People who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.” … You’ve all heard that story I’m sure.

I have a whole book of quotes that my friends have said. They are funny and silly and completely nonsensical. “About that pizza, how many is it?” Those aren’t even messed up sayings though… they’re just messed up.

One Response to “mangled phrases”

  1. eric Says:

    with some help from my friends:

    i can’t quite put my foot down on it.
    true friends wait.