i wrote this little play for a holiday playwriting contest in indy. it’s cheerfully called “happy goddamn holidays” and follows their guidelines of being sarcastic and not warm-fuzzy. i also managed to condense what first copied into text edit as a twelve page script into under six pages (also a guideline of the contest) without cutting a single line from the play. ask me how i did it. go ahead. ask.
i did not, however, manage to pull it in under the requisite five character limit. i’m hoping they’ll take it in under my five actor interpretation of the rule. we’ll see…

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